====== Welcome to Vissertown ======
===== (But Don't Push Your Luck) =====


"I turned and froze, held by the light of the Visser beauty. We stared at each other for a moment, but were shocked back to reality by the chaos surrounding us. I never saw her again."
   * Jason
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"Even now, on the eve of Election Day, the campaign battle is undecided. But, inside sources say Generalissimo Puerco's forces have a strong lead, holding 26 of the 31 registered ballot stations."
   * Free State Radio
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"We are pleased to announce that Generalissimo Puerco, alias Jonathan Sunshine, alias Ronald Unreasonable, alias None of the Above, has won the election by a unanimous vote."
   * Free State Radio
     * "The Voice of Reason"
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"In a surprise move to show that he too is making sacrifices, his excellency, El Puerco has blown up his presidential palace."
   * Free State Radio
     * "All truth, all the time"
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"This is not a coup. Parliament still makes all the decisions. We're just here to make sure they make the right ones."
   * Brandy Charlatan, Station Manger, KViSR Radio
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"Welcome to Vissertown.\\
But don't push your luck."
   * Sign at the edge of BC40
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"Just because we're supposed to look like Vissers doesn't mean we have to act like them."
   * Esteban Teller
"I'm just getting into character."
   * Gil the Treacherous
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"You know those Visser prisoners we have? I think we've found a place for them.
   * Esteban Teller
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"What could be a better world? We have food, free time...and total anarchy."
   * Crestus Throle
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"Happiness is smashing a friendly lock with an axe."
   * Tagger Mirk
     * (Friendly Locks received their name for the pleasant manner in which they told most bondsmen they would not be admitted past a door.
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"A Fist in the Groin,\\
A Boot in the Head,\\
Accidents Happen\\
But at least we get fed"
   * Standard Chant for Game Participants
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"I don't want food. I am nourished by their suffering."
   * Braxudrev
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"Remember, all you folks playing the Game...If you swallow your pride, you can swallow more food."
   * Brandy Charlatan
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"Carrying a gun in town is like painting a bullseye on your back."
   * Arris Boylen, Alpha Team Member
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"After all I've done for these people, what do I get? Pig jokes."
   * El Puerco
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"My friends, I foresee the dawn of a new age. I foresee a time when Vissertown will stand united, and be a shining example for the rest of the world. And, I foresee only the greatest of prosperity in the years ahead."
   * Excerpt from Manuel Puerto's Acceptance Speech, upon his election to the post of President for Life of Vissertown
"I foresee you needing some more bodyguards. Soon."
   * Commentary by Jonathan Sunshine, during his Election Analysis broadcast.
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"Every time Puerco enters a champion in the Game, he puts on a few more pounds."
   * Jonathan Sunshine
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"I don't care what this all means. They just wanted a killer, and I'm the best."
   * Braxudrev
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"Coffee, Tea, or X7MP?"
   * Menu, Toxic Cafe
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"Well, I'd say either the latest fashion in hats is legs, or that's the Monitor on Osgood's head."
   * Alexander Century
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"If you don't like my snoring, you can go sleep with all the ghosts in the cyst. Sweet dreams."
   * Durken
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"The Normals out on their farms are about as interesting as the food they grow."
   * Humbert No-Doze
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"Not only would I give my life for the Capo, I'd give yours, too."
   * Harry the Hitter
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"No, Osgood, we can't just starve it out. It's a Spectral, you Visserbrain."
   * Alexander Century
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"Yeah, well, the Monitor slipped by, but we sure taught them Urchins a lesson."
   * Arris Boylen, Alpha Team Member
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"President-For-Life El Puerco has given his personal assurance that this will be a Kindler and Gentler war."
   * Free State Radio
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"Seeing how your bat is metal and mine is wood, why don't you just go ahead and take the last apple. No, really, it's no problem."
   * Butcher Barnes, Bondsmen Community 40 (Vissertown), Day 24