====== Latin Insults ======

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Latin! |

Latin Language Swearing & English Translation. 
^ Latin Swearing  ^ English Translation ^
| Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: "Te futueo et equum tuum"]  | Screw you and the horse you rode in on |
| Cunnus  | C--t |
| Irrumator  | Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio) |
| Leno  | Pimp |
| Flocci non faccio  | I don't give a damn |
| Mihi irruma et te pedicabo  | Give me head and I'll ass f--k you |
| Mentula  | Penis |
| Meretrix  | Prostitute |
| Bovis stercus  | Bull s--t |
| Spucatum tauri  | Bull s--t |
| Es stultior asino  | You are dumber than an ass |
| Dorme mecum  | Sleep with me |
| Es scortum obscenus vilis  | You are a vile, perverted whore |
| Es mundus excrementi  | You are a pile of s--t |
| Cupis homines  | You crave men |
| Bibe semen meum  | Swallow (drink) my --- |
| Bibe semen meum e baculo  | Swallow (drink) my --- from a cup |
| Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: "Pallas meas lambe!"]  | Lick my balls |
| Es stercus!  | You s--t! |
| Moecha Putida  | Dirty slut |
| Canis filius  | Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog) |
| Podex perfectus es  | You're a complete a--hole |
| Futue te ipsum!  | Go f--k yourself! |
| Stercorem pro cerebro habes  | You have shit for brains |
| Caput tuum in ano est  | You have your head up your ass |
| Perite  | F--k off! |
| Impudens es leno  | You shameless pimp |
| Vacca stulta  | You stupid cow |
| Vescere bracis meis  | Eat my shorts |
| Tu scronium es  | You are a whore  |
| Androgynus  | Hermaphrodite  |
| Caput stercoris  | S--thead (lit. head of s--t) |
| Mentulam Caco  | I s--t on your prick |
| Obesus porcus  | Fat pig |
| Cupio te meam mentulam sugare  | I want you to suck my d--k |
| Matris futuor  | Mother f--ker |
| Te odeo, interfice te cochleare  | I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon. |
| Matris Prolapsus  | Bitch |
| Filius Nolius  | Bastard (lit. nobody's son) |
| Furcifer  | Gallows-meat |
| Crucifer  | A person who carries his own cross |
| Ad nauseam  | To sickness |
| O tempora! O mores!  | Oh, the times! Oh, the customs! |
| Stercus accidit  | S--t happens |
| Hic puer est stultissimus omnium!  | This boy is the stupidest of all! |
| O di immortales!  | Good heavens! |
| Non Gradus Anus Rodentum!  | Not worth a rat's ass! |
| Vescere bracis meis.  | Eat my shorts |
| Fac ut vivas.  | Get a life. |
| Qui vir odiosus!  | What a bore! |
| Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?  | How do you get your hair to do that? |
| De gustibus non est disputandum.  | There's no accounting for tastes. |
| Tum podem extulit horridulum  | You are talking s--t |
| Potes meos suaviari clunes  | You can kiss my ass. |
| Saltatrix tonsa  | Drag queen (lit. "shaved dancing-girl") |
| Lupa  | Prostitute (lit. "she-wolf") |
| Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?  | When did the assholes make you their king? |
| Lupa  | Slut |
| Cacator  | S--tter |
| Plenus stercoris es  | You are full of s--t |
| Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem  | In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. |
| Apudne te vel me?  | Your place or mine? |
| Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris  | If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar. |
| Cepe indicum  | Take a hint |
| Derideo te!  | I laugh at you! |
| Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?  | Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? |
| Fabriacate diem, punk  | Make (my) day, punk |
| Fac ut vivas  | Get a life |
| Apudne te vel me?  | Your place or mine? |
| Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?  | Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it? |
| Obesa cantavit  | The fat lady has sung |
| Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit  | It isn't over until it's over |
| Illegitimi non carborundum  | Don't let the bastards burn you |
| Labra lege  | Read my lips |
| Lege atque lacrima  | Read 'em and weep |
| Morologus es!  | You're talking like a moron! |
| Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo  | Don't call me, I'll call you. |
| Noli nothis permittere te terere  | Don’t let the bastards get you down. |
| Nullo modo  | No way |
| Puto vos esse molestissimos  | I think that you are very annoying |
| Qualem blennum!  | What a doofus! |
| Qualem muleirculam!  | What a bimbo! |
| Quisque comoedus est  | Everybody's a comedian |
| Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?  | How long are you going to abuse our patience? |
| Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?  | How do you get your hair to do that? |
| Radix lecti  | Couch potato |
| Raptus regaliter  | Royally screwed |
| Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!  | Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business |
| Scio vos esse molestissimos  | I know that you are very troublesome |
| Stultus est sicut stultus facit  | Stupid is as stupid does |
| Tace atque abi  | Shut up and go away |
| Ut si!  | As if! |
| Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant  | May barbarians invade your personal space |
| Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant  | May conspirators assassinate you in the mall |
| Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant  | May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy |
| Vacca foeda  | Dirty cow |
| Vae!  | Damn! |
| Viri sunt Viri  | Men are slime |
| Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum!  | Gross and putrid monster! |
| Faciem durum cacantis habes  | You have the face of a man with severe constipation |
| Mala pituita nasi  | Nasty nasal drippings! |
| Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem.  | Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business. |
| Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.  | If you ask me, you can go and s--t on yourself. |
| Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat.  | Always in the s--t, just the depth that varies. |
| Varium et semper mutabile femina  | Women have fickle temperaments |
| Commodum habitus es  | You have just been owned |
| Canis matrem tuam subagiget  | Dog has desecrated your mother |
| Hic erit in lecto fortissimus  | He is Hercules in the sack |
| Asinus Stultissimus  | Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey") |
| Caput tuum in ano est  | Your head is in your ass |
| Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere  | How do you get your hair to do that? |
| Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat  | He loves whatever girl is present. |
| Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus  | Behave as your brother does. |
| Tuam matrem feci  | I did your mother |
| A tergo  | In the ass |
| Scio erit in lecto fortissimus  | I am Hercules in the sack. |
| Filius tu canis et cameli  | You are the son of a dog and a camel |
| Nothus homo  | Bastard (of a known father) |
| Spurius  | Bastard (of a unknown father) |

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