“See Dick fight.
See Dick get scared.
See Dick run away and abandon his friends.
Don't be a Dick.”
“If you're in combat
And the odds aren't fair,
Don't look for me,
I won't be there.”
“Now that I know
That you can't be trusted,
I don't feel so bad
'Bout your head that I busted.”
“Hit them in the eye,
Then hit them there again,
After they can't see us,
Then we have a chance to win.”
“A pellet in the arm does very little harm.
A pellet in the head can make you very dead.”
“I Saw him coming,
But he saw me first,
And lately I've taken
A turn for the worst.”
“I saw him charging
But missed my shot,
So now I'll be staying
in a Funeral Plot.”
“A Fist in the Groin,
A Boot in the Head,
Accidents Happen
But at least we get fed”
“A tooth for a tooth,
An eye for an eye,
You get what you give,
Now die, die, die!”
“Those who are in battle slain
Will always rise to fight again.
Those who quit and run away,
Aren't half as fun as those who stay.”
“A Bullet in the Beak is really very Bleak.
But Boiling like a Duck just absolutely Sucks.”
“Oh you take the low road
And I'll take the high road,
And I'll rain death down All o'er ya.”
“Two, four, six, eight,
When outgunned, Negotiate.”
“Dispose of them discreetly,
Demolish them completely.”
“Guns and Bullets, Grenades and Knives,
With some of these, I might stay alive.”
“Foot and Fist, Tooth and Nail,
Send him home in a Pail.”