“Do people really care enough about student demonstrators to put a thin plastic coating over a 13 gram steel core? People do.”
“The steel core is included in our plastic bullets for the sole purpose of making the round visible on X-Rays. And no one even says thank-you.”
“Pull Trigger. Repeat as Necessary.”
“We bring good things to ruins.”
“Neemis Enterprises: We're Number One! (Just give us the name and address of anyone who disagrees).”
“Better Weapons for a Better Tomorrow.”
“Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.”
“All's Well that Aims Well.”
“How am I shooting? Call '1-800-GOOD-AIM'.”
“All disputes will be settled by Porto-Cannon.”
“If they liked the Porto-Cannon, just wait until they see my Wheel Barrow gun.”
“Preserve Wildlife. Or it might explode on you.”
“Hello, this is your Commander speaking. It looks like we have a little incoming fire ahead. At this time I would like to ask all passengers to return to their seats, fasten their safety belts, and extinguish all smoking materials. Have a nice fight.”
“No, I can't afford Dragonstar Insurance. I can barely afford Neemis Insurance.”
“If found, please drop in any Starguild freight depository. Postage prepaid.”
“Neemis Enterprises-Redemption Value”
“Neemis Enterprises-
Where you want it.
When you want it.
No refund, no return”
Neemis Enterprises
Galactic Tour 2082
Gaylord House, Newport
Cilborn House, Newport
Startech Detention Block, New Eden
Startech Headquarters, New Eden
Startech Reeducation Center, Caulder
Heisson Aeronautics Research Center, Ancell
Imperial Senate, Earth-Sold Out
Galactic Conquest-Cancelled
“Now that you have decided to fix my ships, can I have my Drop Pods Back?”
“What you want is our Extra Large Time Release Capsule, which provides continuous coverage for a full 12 hours.”
“Are your spirits getting low?
Take Amphicaine, and go - go - go!
It's a once in a lifetime experience!”
“The Amphicaine Corps-We're just looking for a few expendable men.”
“The Few.
The Proud.
The Insane.
The Amphicaine Corps.”
“High Casualties? Call Neemis Temp. Warm Bodies when you need them.”
“Scouting reports underestimated enemy forces? Call Neemis Temp. No foe is too big, no fee is too big.”
“Offensive opportunity of a lifetime? Call Neemis Temp. Expendable troops in a hurry.”
“The Government says you can't have it. We say you can. We're Neemis Enterprises.”
“Break the Law with a name you can trust. Smuggle with Neemis Enterprises.”
“When I have trouble sleeping, I take Amne-Forte. At least, I think I take it.”
“I've been taking Amne-Forte since, um, well…and it's done wonders for…well, time for a nap.”
“Who are these guys? Didn't we just blow them up?”
Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam.
“Hey, stop that. That hurts. I mean it.”
“If we put armor on the back, it will just encourage them to get shot there.”
“Besides, If they get shot in the back, they deserve it.”
“We were going to call it 'Cyclops', because he didn't have a redundant system either.”
“The Armor sucks, but we all get real big guns.”
“If You Can Read This, You're Doomed..”
“We only came here for the atmosphere.”
“Don't you have better things to do than setting Demo Charges around the house?”