“See Dick fight.
See Dick get scared.
See Dick run away and abandon his friends.
Don't be a Dick.”

• Death Bunny

“If you're in combat
And the odds aren't fair,
Don't look for me,
I won't be there.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Now that I know
That you can't be trusted,
I don't feel so bad
'Bout your head that I busted.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Hit them in the eye,
Then hit them there again,
After they can't see us,
Then we have a chance to win.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“A pellet in the arm does very little harm.
A pellet in the head can make you very dead.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“I Saw him coming,
But he saw me first,
And lately I've taken
A turn for the worst.”

• Fred the Wounded Bandit

“I saw him charging
But missed my shot,
So now I'll be staying
in a Funeral Plot.”

• Fred the Dead Bandit

“A Fist in the Groin,
A Boot in the Head,
Accidents Happen
But at least we get fed”

• Standard Chant for Game Participants

“A tooth for a tooth,
An eye for an eye,
You get what you give,
Now die, die, die!”

• Brandy Charlatan, Station Manger, KViSR Radio

“Those who are in battle slain
Will always rise to fight again.
Those who quit and run away,
Aren't half as fun as those who stay.”

• Dragoncrest, 1st Tier

“A Bullet in the Beak is really very Bleak.
But Boiling like a Duck just absolutely Sucks.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Oh you take the low road
And I'll take the high road,
And I'll rain death down All o'er ya.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Two, four, six, eight,
When outgunned, Negotiate.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Dispose of them discreetly,
Demolish them completely.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Guns and Bullets, Grenades and Knives,
With some of these, I might stay alive.”

• Fred the Singing Bandit

“Foot and Fist, Tooth and Nail,
Send him home in a Pail.”

• Fred the Chainsaw Bandit