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====== Neemis Enterprises: We're #1 ======


"Do people really care enough about student demonstrators to put a thin plastic coating over a 13 gram steel core? People do."
  * Neemis Enterprises, Ad campaign
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"The steel core is included in our plastic bullets for the sole purpose of making the round visible on X-Rays. And no one even says thank-you."
  * Neemis Enterprises, Press Release
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"Pull Trigger. Repeat as Necessary."
  * Instruction Manual supplied with all weapons from Neemis Enterprises.
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"We bring good things to ruins."
  * Neemis Enterprises motto
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"Neemis Enterprises: We're Number One! (Just give us the name and address of anyone who disagrees)."
  * Neemis Slogan
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"Better Weapons for a Better Tomorrow."
  * Neemis Enterprises Corporate Motto
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"Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people."
  * Neemis Enterprises Motto
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"All's Well that Aims Well."
  * Neemis Enterprises Quality Assurance Slogan
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"How am I shooting? Call '1-800-GOOD-AIM'."
  * Sticker commonly attached to vehicles used by Neemis Enterprises
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"All disputes will be settled by Porto-Cannon."
  * Excerpt, Neemis Enterprises Internal Memo on Corporate Decision Making
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"If they liked the Porto-Cannon, just wait until they see my Wheel Barrow gun."
  * Neemis Enterprises Design Engineer
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"Preserve Wildlife. Or it might explode on you."
  * Cautionary roadsign in areas where Neemis Mines are in use.
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"Hello, this is your Commander speaking. It looks like we have a little incoming fire ahead. At this time I would like to ask all passengers to return to their seats, fasten their safety belts, and extinguish all smoking materials. Have a nice fight."
  * Neemis Enterprises intercom announcement.
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"No, I can't afford Dragonstar Insurance. I can barely afford Neemis Insurance."
  * Startech Vice-President, Security
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"If found, please drop in any Starguild freight depository. Postage prepaid."
  * Written on Neemis Drop Pods
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"Neemis Enterprises-Redemption Value"
  * Sticker added to Neemis Drop Pods
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"Neemis Enterprises-\\
Where you want it.\\
When you want it.\\
No refund, no return"
  * Neemis Enterprises Ad
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**Neemis Enterprises\\
Galactic Tour 2082**\\
Gaylord House, Newport\\
Cilborn House, Newport\\
Startech Detention Block, New Eden\\
Startech Headquarters, New Eden\\
Startech Reeducation Center, Caulder\\
Heisson Aeronautics Research Center, Ancell\\
Imperial Senate, Earth-//Sold Out//\\
Galactic Conquest-//Cancelled//
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"Now that you have decided to fix my ships, can I have my Drop Pods Back?"
  * Neemis Enterprises
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"What you want is our Extra Large Time Release Capsule, which provides continuous coverage for a full 12 hours."
  * Neemis Enterprises
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"Are your spirits getting low?\\
Take Amphicaine, and go - go - go!\\
It's a once in a lifetime experience!"
  * Failed ad campaign created by Neemis Enterprises
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"The Amphicaine Corps-We're just looking for a few expendable men."
  * Failed ad campaign created by Neemis Enterprises
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"The Few.\\
The Proud.\\
The Insane.\\
The Amphicaine Corps."
  * Failed ad campaign created by Neemis Enterprises
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"High Casualties? Call Neemis Temp. Warm Bodies when you need them."
  * Neemis Enterprises ad.
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"Scouting reports underestimated enemy forces? Call Neemis Temp. No foe is too big, no fee is too big."
  * Neemis Enterprises ad.
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"Offensive opportunity of a lifetime? Call Neemis Temp. Expendable troops in a hurry."
  * Neemis Enterprises ad.
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"The Government says you can't have it. We say you can. We're Neemis Enterprises."
  * Popular and long-running ad campaign from Neemis Enterprises
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"Break the Law with a name you can trust. Smuggle with Neemis Enterprises."
  * Popular and long-running ad campaign from Neemis Enterprises
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"When I have trouble sleeping, I take Amne-Forte. At least, I think I take it."
  * Failed Ad campaign for Amne-Forte
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"I've been taking Amne-Forte since, um, well...and it's done wonders for...well, time for a nap."
  * Humbert No-Dose
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"Who are these guys? Didn't we just blow them up?"
  * Corporate Trident military official, at the start of the second attack by Neemis Enterprises
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Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam.\\
"Hey, stop that. That hurts. I mean it."
  * Neemis trooper equipped with Amphicaine
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"If we put armor on the back, it will just encourage them to get shot there."\\
"Besides, If they get shot in the back, they deserve it."
  * Design Engineer, Neemis Enterprises' Templar Power Armor
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"We were going to call it 'Cyclops', because he didn't have a redundant system either."
  * Neemis Enterprises Sales Representative talking about Templar Power Armor
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"The Armor sucks, but we all get real big guns."
  * Neemis Enterprises Templar Soldier
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"If You Can Read This, You're Doomed.."
  * Printed on a Templar Escape Decoy Balloon
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"We only came here for the atmosphere."
  * Captain Rex Hunter, Bane Company, 3rd Battalion (Bearers of Eternal Vengeance), Neemis Enterprises Special Forces, Aquarest: Subcon 111
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"Don't you have better things to do than setting Demo Charges around the house?"
  * In the Neemis Nursery