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====== Terry the Tezzanator, Marquis de Pommesfrite ======

The Marquis de Pommesfrite, Terry the Tezzanator, a dilettante with
respect to the arts and sciences, but a connoisseur of the more lowly
pastimes, is currently on leave from his lands in the north of
France.

Despite being an unadventurous soul, attached to his home comforts,
and not being the sort to put himself in unecessary danger, the
Marquis has found himself long parted from the rolling hills of
succulent potatoes, golden wheat, and tasty hops found on his
marquessate. This sad state of affairs is due to circumstances
brought about by a small but excessively slimy frog, a large freak
tornado, and His Excellency's naive agreement to participate in a
diabolical experiment performed by Bruno de Bieremeister, the
alchemist the Marquis sponsors primarily for his brewing talents, but
who is also widely rumoured to dabble in strange mechanical
contrivances, and possibly even the dark arts (including *mime*).

Deposited far from home, the Marquis' sisyphean efforts to return to
his estate have seen him travel through parts known and unknown.
Along the way encountering strange peoples, learning and passing on
novel compositions of music featuring repetitive beats, sampling
alien cuisines, and collapsing worn and exhausted at the end of each
day in sub-five-star-four-and-a-half-at-most hovels. His
Excellency's only respite has been his continued discoveries of new
types of amber ambrosia.
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